Is this even a poem…

Bugs are calling,
Orange moon sinking,
All while I ramble thinking,
Sleepless nights so often,
This is how my life began.
Simple now, I’m a man.

advice-animal:

Just Let It Inhttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/
japcoregalore:

the fuck kinda bullshit horse shit this shit is

japcoregalore:

the fuck kinda bullshit horse shit this shit is

(Source: japcoregalore)

advice-animal:

tumblr taking things literallyadvice-animal.tumblr.com

advice-animal:

tumblr taking things literally
advice-animal.tumblr.com

cu-tt-er:

mrnecessary:

does anyone else just

Yes

cu-tt-er:

mrnecessary:

does anyone else just

Yes

(via tashiwartooth)

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

(via g-l-i-t-t-e-r)